Beware of pick-up lines from pathetic 'King Pimp'
October 18, 2001
By Jae-Ha Kim
Chicago Sun-Times
"Do you want to be on 'The Real World?' " That's the pickup line one of the cast member's friends was using all night at Wrigleyville's John Barleycorn.
"He was cute, but he was really lame," says Sarah, a perky 22-year-old brunet who was too embarrassed to give her last name. "He was kind of drunk and you couldn't even be flattered by his come-ons because he was pretty much trying to pick up everything that moved. If he had a couple more drinks, I think he would've tried hitting on my friend Paul."
The "he" in question is "King Pimp" John (that's what his friends were calling him), one of Kyle's buds from Princeton. A whole slew of them were in town visiting their soon to be kinda-sorta famous football buddy and getting their own 15 minutes of fame.
Another eyewitness says, "He even tried to convince women to go back to their hotel room at the W by saying that his friends from 'The Real World' were going to be there. He said they were going to have a little party if they wanted to come back to the hotel room with him. I am happy to tell you that his pathetic approach got him no action at all."
Kyle, on the other hand, fared better. His castmate and romantic interest, Kelly, tagged along. Every time they talked or kissed, the crowd at the bar erupted in cheers.
"Everyone in the bar was happy to see them," says bartender Brendan Melanson. "It was nothing like you saw in Wicker Park. There were men and women all around them and people were watching because they were curious. But no one was giving them a hard time. From what I saw, they weren't drinking much."
Probably because they'd already downed a few shots of kamikazes at Gibsons Steakhouse before bar- hopping.Got a scoop about "The Real World" in Wicker Park? E-mail me at realworld@suntimes.com
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