Before Nicole Richie became a mommy and prior to Paris Hilton's brief but
well-publicized incarceration, there was the fifth season of The Simple
Life.
In the 10 episodes that aired from May to August 2007, the former frenemies
are again best friends forever and wreaking havoc in a summer camp-type
situation.
Because this is a reality series (wink, wink), the high-maintenance
blondes are placed in fish-out-of-water scenarios that poke a little fun
at themselves, but mostly mocks the real "simple" people they're trying
to fit in with (at least on camera).
Though the show is called The Simple Life, Hilton and Richie go
out of their way to complicate matters. When they help run a fat camp,
the rail-thin ditzes sabotage their clients' weight loss goals by taking
them out for junk food.
They teach young pageant girls how to flip the bird. And we won't even
get into the anatomy lessons.
But none of that is as repugnant as when Hilton coaches an 11-year-old
would-be Lothario to pick up women... using a six-year-old girl as bait.
There are plenty of actresses who aren't particularly good thespians, but
they have a likable presence that makes them pleasant to watch on the screen.
There is none of that here: Neither Richie or Hilton are good enough actors
to make the viewer believe that any of this is real.
And neither is interesting enough to make us forget that there really isn't
a good reason to watch them do anything, especially when their humor is
based on making fun of everyone who isn't them.
That's not hot. |